hair-ogrify

i wake up in the morning felling hairy theni get drowedned in water. then i go through a hours of suficating in a hat. then getting sunglasses rested on top of me. trust me this is a terible life .but the worst was wen i got bleached out white. it was terible getting light reflecyed of. its all because of stupid clorine and sun. why does he like the water u cant breath in it. and then the salt water of the bahams turned my nice light brown to white gold.what a terible fate. and then when i dry with the salt in me and spent all day cooking in the sun on the beach. it apsoulutly sucks.